Reasons why I hate it here:


The sun never comes out
It's always too cold
Girls are ugly and fat
They wear huge jumpsuits that hide their morbid figures
No one says hello. Everyone is unhelpful.
My accent allows for no advantage here. In fact it's unwelcome.
My room is small.
The workload is too high. I find myself not sleeping some nights in order to keep up.
There are no super hot girls running around campus when I go for a run.
I haven't seen one nice sunset.
The recreation center is tiny and the worst ive ever seen.
I have to get up so early for my classes that when im not doing homework I find myself falling asleep at the dinner table.
I live so far from campus I have to take three buses and then get on the back of a tuk tuk to make it to my nearest class, risking both my life and being late to class.
Not only do I have to pass all 8 of my classes, I have to be top of my class otherwise I get deported.
I am on such a tight budget that outside of meals I can only just about pay for my laundry.

Oh wait, none of that is fucking true. Hoorah.